it's a jewelry giveaway, y'all!

things you probably most very likely know about me if you are a frequent reader: - i like to cuss

- i'm sexually-driven to an almost uncomfortable point

- i can make myself really ugly in the blink of an eye with multiple facial expressions.

things you MAY NOT know about me from reading my blog:

- i really, really, really love fashion.

and jewelry. and everything in between everything. writing is, without a doubt, my number one passion - my lover - my soulmate. but fashion is a very close second. if you've ever taken the time to stalk me and look at my instagram (emmasthing), you're probably like "oh yeah. that bitch posts her #OOTD (outfit of the day), like, everyday."

so, with all that said, i have teamed up with one of my favorite etsy designers, Janis Deemer of Modern Chromatic, to give YOU GUYS a chance to win these!:

NO. not my boobs. MY SKINNY GOLD RINGS! i love these bands because they're simple, beautiful and everyday sort of jewelry. it doesn't matter if you're in a t-shirt and jeans or a slutty friday night number, THEY GO WITH EVERYTHING!

so here's how it works. since Janis and I discovered we have a mutual love of Seinfeld, we're going to pose a question to my readers, you all LEAVE A COMMENT answering the question, and the ring designer herself and i will choose the winner over the weekend! that means you have from today THROUGH friday to come up with the best answer possible.

what's the question, you ask?

WHAT WOULD YOU GUESS IS THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT GOES THROUGH KRAMER'S HEAD WHEN HE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING?

most clever answer wins. and don't forget to fill out the email line when you comment so i can contact your ass to tell you HEY! YOU WON!

these rings are the bees knees and not just because i own them (although that does make them cooler). the winner will receive a set of three, customized in their size! oh and BOYS - you could be the coolest boyfriend/husband/friend with benefit ever and enter this for the chance to give your lady something cool. SO GREAT.

answer away, hooligans! and be sure to visit Janis's etsy shop to check out all of her amazing, clean, simple and super affordable designs.

- emma