life's hard questions that need answering

let's play "Would You Rather..."

one question will be for the men and one will be for the ladies, but feel free to answer both (especially if you're a hermaphrodite. we don't discriminate on this blog).

FOR THE MEN:

WOULD YOU RATHER...

have sex with Halle Berry's body with Gary Busey's face? (missionary position, eyes open the entire time and dirty talking is a definite possibility)

be stuck on a 15-hour long flight in which half the crowd are screaming, crying infants and half the crowd are swine flu-infested patrons who are all projectile vomiting into the barf bags for the duration of the flight? (oh, and did i mention you're wedged in between two morbidly obese people?)

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FOR THE LADIES:

WOULD YOU RATHER...

be world-infamous for pulling a Monica Lewinsky on President Obama (yeah, you got the visual now, don't you?)...