one more, one more: the new 31 oz. starbucks size of anything comes with a free DEPENDS adult diaper so you can drink and crap away. BAM!

31 oz. of pure poop

katherine/roommate just informed me that starbucks has developed a new 31 oz. size option. really?? the venti wasn’t big enough or full of enough crack for you, you coffee loons? 31 oz. any european country would spit on us. that’s just ridiculous. i can barely finish a grande without having to run to the crapper […]