miscommunications over text

story of my life. exhibit A: me – rihanna’s new song is so dirty kate (not a second later) – can you believe how hot it is???? me – no!!!! it’s like intense! like “time to get it up… take it take it baby baby” wtf!!!!! kate – i meant outside. like the temperature outside. […]

seinfeld dialouge of the week

george – i never thought i’d fail at failing jerry – oh come on now george – i feel like i can’t do anything wrong jerry – nonsense! you do EVERYTHING wrong! george – …everything? jerry – i have no confidence in you george – all right! i guess i’ll just have to pick myself […]