tuna sandwiches

i’d like to tell you a story. once upon a time, there was a girl who worked at her job across town from where her parents lived. one night, it was raining cats and dogs, so the girl decided it’d be a fun outing to grab an after-work beer with her co-workers. you should know […]

attraction of the day

zach galifinakis. oh, i’m sorry. do you not agree? i don’t really care that much. because my mother and i both decided he’s attractive and we’d be up for whatever with him. enjoy the oscars, everybody. i know i will… on my 2000 freshman year TV that’s the size of my head more or less. […]