THE PURSUIT OF NOT DYING FROM AN ANXIETY ATTACK.
Emma’s thing (also known as “what should’ve been icant.com”) is a place for readers of all ages, shapes, and sizes to find temporary relief and delight via my weekly musings re: life, love, and the pursuit of just making it through the day with a sense of humor. Shit’s rough so I do my best to lament about it and say the things most everyone else is thinking but don’t say because they have things like “filters,” “social skills,” “self awareness,” and “dignity.”
Things I Can:
Chipotle. Lipstick. Excessive online shopping. Overthinking. Every dog ever.
Things I Can’t:
Most cats. House and country music. Cottage cheese. HIMYM. And sports, in general.
Oversharing and over-analyzing is the name of my game, so if my public laments make one person feel less crazy today, I’ve done what I came to do.
Read, enjoy, laugh, and if you’re interested in me in a professional way, then check out the “professional Emma” tab.